February 2011
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
January 2011
sneakersandfoullanguage:
In the morning when you look for something to wear…
Your wardrobe in your eyes:
Reality (for your parents):
so true.
smashleeeatszebras:
br0hammad:
dropletsoflove:
If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
Just press play
Since MTV has been advertising Tumblr, we need...
itskeybitch:
holyshitshinee:
flavoroflifee:
jeorjeneestigoy:
acidtears-:
imaddicteditsacrisis:
Reblog, they are coming…
Or just something like 5T4S so they have no clue what we are talking about.
5T4S it is!
DOO ITTTT. OMG.
ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS DO THIS;O PLZ. so then when the newbz take over, i’ll know if i should follow ;L
SHIT. THEY’RE COMING.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:
wat. mtv...
Beauty tips:
-juicy:
bitch u ugly
getta face transplant
LOL. wow
If someone asks you: "Where's your boyfriend?" You...
minhorr:
When someone tells you you're too obsessed with...
That awkward moment when you look more awkward...
mysummerchoi:
lolwut?
12 year olds talking about getting "so drunk".
jetrocaldeirajr:
dude werent you a fetus like.. yesterday?
